WHEREAS: I suspect your Inbox has been as inundated as mine with “What We’re Doing About…” (the you-know-what) from everybody on whose mailing list you’ve ended up. The electric company (not to be confused with The Electric Company), Hannaford, CVS, Little Debbie (and I don’t mean Adrian’s Mrs.) and the guy you bought a hotdog from at the last Lock Monsters game. Except Write Free or Die.

THEREFORE: I hereby request that we form a committee to concoct and promulgate an official “Write Free or Die Responds to the F’ing Virus that has F’ed Us Out of Our F2F Meetings and Post-meeting Fun at The Halligan Tavern.”

Takers? Just reply All and when the thread peters out I’ll post it.